underthecarolinamoon:

Exploring with the littles.

(Source: all-things-bright-and-beyootiful)

bleeding-heartlines:

Antes do Beijo (by Felipe de Oliveira R.)

(Source: running-from-time)

cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

(Source: )

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

ella-the-elephant:

dietchola:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

• you don’t sweat like a pig
• you don’t get sunburned
• you can drink hot coco
• you can wear cute sweaters
• christmas
• you don’t have to shave your legs every single day of your life
• snow is kinda cute sometimes
• no sweat
• sweaters
• no sweat
• hot chocolate

not if u live in fucking canada where it snows in fuckin april

best-of-funny:

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

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